Thoughts on buying a boyfriend

The older I get the harder it is to find an appropriate boyfriend.  It of course doesn't help that my picker is broken.  When you get to be 40 and over and you still don't have that lifetime mate, the chances of finding him are that much slimmer.  I don't know if you have the same issues with men as I do but here is what I think.

Men my age, the good ones, are already taken.  Women scoop them up so quick it makes your head spin and they KEEP them because they are good guys.  The ones that are divorced are usually divorced for a reason.  They are someone else's reject and in their mind it is always the other persons fault and they don't learn a darn thing from the whole experience.  They just think they got the bad end of the deal because they still have to support their kids even though they are not married to mom any more.  Boo hoo and their broken heart.  They end up being bitter cry babies that don't trust anyone and are very difficult to get to know.

Men that have NEVER been married are that way for a reason also.  Usually too selfish to hang onto a woman for any length of time or incapable of committing.  For me, maybe one in 500 guys I meet are even worth the time to get to know.  THEN, they either REALLY like me and want a relationship and I have no intimate attraction to them OR I REALLY like them and want a relationship and they don't want to have anything to do with it.  It's been this way for me for years and years and years.  I have met and gotten to know lots of great guys - guys that will make someone a good husband some day but guys that would NEVER have sex with and in a relationship - that poses a problem.

Now, one thing you should know about me is that I am very bad with money and I don't save a lot and or manage it well at all.  I do OK for income and whenever I want something I just buy it.  Usually if I have the money or not and that is why I really don't have much to show for my lifetime of work other than a high overhead and luxuries most people don't want to afford.  I have a personal chef for Christ's sake!!!  Had her for over a year and it's the best thing I've ever invested in but she is expensive and I have her in lieu of saving money to buy a house or something else more investment like.

Many years ago I thought of the "buy a boyfriend" idea.  I think it's a great idea but unfortunately, the good ones aren't all that cheap.  My income is good but not THAT good.  I've run the idea across some of my girlfriends and they all think I'm crazy.  LOL - hence I blogging about it.

So think about it.  If you hire someone to be your boyfriend then it's their JOB to not be an ass wipe and to make sure that you remain happy.  They don't get their paycheck if they don't behave!!!!  How cool would THAT be????  Of course the screening process would be vigorous.  You have to find someone that had all the characteristics you like and was willing to be a "yes" man.  A lot of guys, especially the really hot ones, have these really big egos and they can't just relax and do what YOU want.  They need to make decisions and be the aggressor.  And that's ok too but not if you are paying him.

If I ever win the lotto, that is what I will do, buy a boyfriend. 

When I first met "A" I ran the idea by him and he was all for it.  He was so insistent that he could do the job that I agreed to give it a try.  I figured out how much I could afford and ran it by him.  I told him he had to sign a contract and that I would give him a paper with a job description on it.   I actually put a lot of thought into this description.  I didn't want to expect too much but I also wanted enough to make it worth the money right?

OMFG, can you believe I did that????  A JOB DESCRIPTION!!!  It made perfect sense to me at the time but this guy was just the WORST boyfriend EVER!!!!  Even with a written job description he just could NOT show up, be reliable in any way shape or form and I think he invoked the best and the worst feelings in me over the years of anyone else I had ever known.   We go back almost 4 years by now.  I so totally fell for him I made myself nauseous because he was such a jerk and I could think of NO ONE else.  I STILL pine over that son of a bitch and looking over our history he was never anything but an investment.  I DID hire him, just not on the terms I had imagined. LOL

Soon I will blog the story of A but it's a long one.  At this point we are broke up and it's been almost a whole week.  Maybe he really meant it this time.  Who knows.  At this point though I do know without a shadow of a doubt, that it is NOT me and it makes it so much easier to let go.  I miss him but I haven't cried and I haven't really HURT over it.  I took that privilege away from him the first time he made me crazy and I reacted as such.  THAT will certainly never happen again. GEEZ!!!!

When I make a million bucks - I'm gonna buy someone that looks like this. Young hot studs are just that - YOUNG HOT STUDS!!!  They are great for sex, if they aren't gay (many of them are) and they are fun to play with but for the most part, they like YOUNG hot chicks.  I'm an old hot chick, pretty much middle age.  I look good for my age but I'm not 30 any more, that is for sure.   So I need to buy one to go out with, do the stuff I like to do with, generally all the OTHER things that aren't sex.

Do you think this is Crazy?