Michael I think you should leave

So last weekend I went to visit my friend (I use this word lightly) Michael.  I've known this guy for the better part of 2 and a half years and his story is just so ridiculous I have to share it with you.  I must be crazy to even keep his number in my phone but once in a while, I use it.  I think it might just be for entertainment purposes.

I met him on an online dating site probably a couple of years ago.  He is a bit taller than myself, thin, white, clean cut and probably 15 years younger.  I think he was 32 when I was 45.  So 13 years younger.  We dated maybe 5 times.  Actually DATED - like went to a place and hung out, had drinks, laughed, talked and generally attempted to get to know each other.  He never came to my house and I never went to his.  We always met out somewhere.

At the time, I was dating a lot of different guys because I was ON that stupid site.  Unfortunately the only reason I was on the site was because I had fallen for a young stud, we will call him A, that is just the biggest JERK  MOFO I have ever met.  Totally nuts that I fell for this guy but he is another story altogether  - a GOOD one so stay tuned.  Anyway, Michael was a distraction as well as all the other men I was meeting and/or dating to keep my mind off A.  Who just never paid enough attention to me.

Most guys would only last a couple of dates because if they don't get sex on the first or second date then it's no longer worth their time to pursue it.  Dating sites are time consuming if you want a little more than just a roll in the hay.  Michael though was a bit more persistent.  He was OK, I liked him enough and he called and/or texted and at least acted like he was interested in me.  He had a decent job, drove a decent car and talked ALOT about himself.  Very Type A personality.

Anyway, after date 5 it was time.  Either put out or quit.    So I agreed to go to his house.  On the way there I got a call on my cell from none other than "A".  He asked what I was doing and I lied.  Told him I was out with a girlfriend or some stupid thing like that.  I guess it gave me a guilty conscience because when I got to Mike's place I was no longer all THAT interested.  There were other issues, let me explain.

Cheesy Bathroom Picture

So I get there and he lives in a studio apartment in a HUGE complex.  When I walked in the first thing I saw was the bed which made me feel like I was there JUST to use it.  LOL  I guess I was but still, I didn't want to FEEL that way.  It seemed like a total fuck nest that he brought as many girls as he could to and I was going to be another notch on the wall.   We started to talk and some of the things that came out of the conversation was that he knew exactly how many women he had had sex with - 179 I think was the number - and that number was significantly higher due to online dating.  He probably had sex with someone different every week and he not only TOLD me this but I think he was proud of it.

I'm thinking in my head -geez, what a slut!!!!!  But here I am!!!  Sometimes, when I'm with someone I don't really want to have sex with and don't want to NOT give him anything,  I will just give him a BJ till he cums and then it's over - I don't have to let him put it in and he's still happy, Right?  BJ's don't count!!  Well I lay him back and whip out his very average to small cock and start sucking it.  He is all happy but unfortunately, there is kind of a musty odor down there that really doesn't do much for me.

I try for a few minutes to just get him to cum but I can't really get into it because of the odor.  It wasn't horrible, just kind of musty, like an old coat that's been hanging in the closet for months.   I'm thinking this in my head when he pulls it out of my mouth and turns me over on the bed.  As he does this I kind of slither off the side of the bed so I'm hanging half on, half off the bed with my butt almost touching the floor.  He gets down on his knees and tries sucking my tits but geez, I was SOOOO not into him and he looked like a little freaking bug moving around on the floor trying to turn me on and having NO SUCCESS WHATSOEVER!!!!!  

Finally I'm like, STOP.  OMG.  Just stop.   I move out of his reach and away from him  He is kind of flustered by now and really has no idea what is going through my head.  I tell him, "lets just take a break, I want to eat some sherbet"  (I brought sherbet and raspberries for dessert)  I get a bowl of sherbet and rasberries and im sitting on his bed eating it with a spoon.  He is standing if front of me in his boxers and I am checking out his body.  Having no real mind to mouth filter I say "Man, you really ARE skinny aren't you?

Geez, he was so pissed he tells me I'm a total bitch and that that was a really fucked up thing to say.  Then he says he thinks I should leave.  He is really throwing me out.  HAHAHAHA  So I say, OK.  I get my stuff and head out.  No biggie - I wasn't really all that into him (well, not into him AT ALL!!!)  I think that was the first time I ever got thrown out.  LOL.  I guess it was time.  I didn't feel bad about it at all.  I wander aimlessly around his stupid complex until he finally comes out on the balcony and asks what the hell I'm doing.  I guess he kept hearing the click click of my heels on the sidewalk.  I tell him I'm lost and he says "Jesus, fuck!!!  Just wait, I'll come down." 

He comes down and walks me to the car - just not happy AT ALL but being semi nice because he thinks maybe he may still have a chance?  I don't know.  Whatever.  We tried to talk and he just couldn't get over the fact that I could suck his scrawny, musty little cock and NOT still fuck him.  I told him that my big burly Mexican boyfriend called me right before I got there and that was the reason.  It made sense at the time.  It was even in a sense a little true because I was really pining over that guy at the time (still do sometimes).

So that is the beginning of Michael I think you should leave.  He is even in my phone under that name.  It's been more than 2 years and there are a few more good stories that ill save for another entry.  Just giving you the background.

Was that crazy or just me being stupid and seeking attention from an unwanted source because I wasn't getting it from the wanted source.  Give me some feedback here.