Fat Bloated Cow!!!

I feel like a big fat bloated cow today.  Of course my monthly flow started and truthfully, I'm quite sick of the whole thing already.  I'm going to be 48 in a couple of months and I don't think I need my uterus any more.  It's time for all that stuff to come OUT!!!  I have some friends that did it and it is just fabulous.  NO MORE PERIODS!!!   They vacation whenever they want and don't have to worry about bringing tampons or meeting some hot vacation guy and not being able to roll around with him.



I started mine at the age of 12 or so - 7th grade.  I've been very regular and having monthly flows ever since.  The only time I DIDN'T was when I was pregnant and when I took depo shots for 6 months.  I gained so much weight on those injections that I just stopped.  I can't stand being fat.  It makes me tired and plummets my self esteem.  Did I ever mention that I'm a total fitness freak? 

So back to the point.  I want to be able to have sex whenever I want and not worry about being on a
stupid rag every month.  I have a sex date tonight and what do you know!!!!!  I started bleeding this morning.  FUCK.  Having a period is just a big fat cock blocker.  I didn't want to cancel because I haven't seen this guy in a while and he is SMOKIN hot!!!  Love to look at him naked.  Rub lotion on him.  Spoil him to the best of my ability.  I guess I have 2 other orifices he can make use of but it's really not the same without the vajajay right?

This story is just getting stupid.  Not sure I'm even gonna publish it.  I'm sitting here trying to think of something fun to write about and this is my dilemma right now.  I have smoking hot young stud coming over to hang, cuddle and play with my twa and I'm BLEEDING!!!!  Like a damn teenager.  WTF!!!!

Am I crazy to let this bother me??