The "Lifestyle"

So I met this guy that is involved in what is called "the lifestyle".  This is how the swingers refer to their lifestyles.  Now I've never done a threesome or been with a woman and this is something I'd like to knock off my bucket list before I'm too old.  I've done a little research on the matter and put up a profile on a swinger website but never met anyone I really wanted to actually have sex with, let alone several at a time.

 

Here is a little background into what I've done so far in regards to finding a way to ease my way into this lifestyle.  Like I said, I put up a profile on a swinger site looking for a couple that would invite me into the bedroom to show me something new.  Unfortunately,  if I'm going to be with a woman (I'm not gay, just curious) she would have to be HOT.  At least as hot or hotter than me anyway.  I've met women before that would show me a lesbian experience but my response is "EWWW".  So imagine how difficult it is to find a couple in which BOTH people are hot enough via pictures alone to consider having sex with on a first date.  Also, 98% of the people that responded to my profile were SINGLE MEN!!!!  I even clearly stated in my profile that if they were a single man, DO NOT CONTACT ME, single men are easily accessible to me on and off line so why would I go online searching for the bozos that answer my profile.  Not one single hot guy contacted me.  All old dorky, overweight, unattractive men.  I guess that's why they are there in the first place huh, sex is not easy for them to get.

 

Any way, I met and dated a man about 4 times that was actively involved in the life.  So he said.  He claimed to be an anti aging doctor and was looking for a playmate for him and his girl.  I met him but never his girl.  I kissed him a few times but that was it.  Not that great a kisser and no desire to see him naked.  He wouldn't introduce me to his girl or show me pics or take me to any of his parties unless I priced I was for real by having sex with him!  Well geez, sounded like bullshit to me so I stopped dating him.  

 

Then I met a girl that was bi and smashed to a man. She was hot in her pictures and we exchanged

numbers.  We charged via text for several wells before we actually met.  They lived about an hour away so it was difficult.  One weekend I drove up there to meet them at a local bar and meet her and her fiance. He was nice,  handsome for a young guy,  doable in my book for sure.  But her,  albeit she was cute but she was very plastic.  Had lots of work done to her face and it didn't look natural.  But worst of all she was really drunk! !! Loud, obnoxious,  just everything I find unattractive in a woman.  Needless to say,  I tolerated it for about 30 min and then said good bye and headed home.

After that I stopped actively seeking.  Kind of turned me off. Want long after that "A" and I started doing it again and then I was all focused on that for a while. 

 

Now I met another guy that days he is into the lifestyle.  He I very cute though and I already romped him a couple of times so we will see where it goes.  He is a very real, down to earth guy so this will be fun if nothing else.

 

I will keep you posted on whether or not this actually happens or not. 

Am I crazy to want to knock a threesome off my list of things to do before I die? Have YOU done it? ? Tell me a story. 

 

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